My New Year's Resolutions for 2007:


1. I resolve to have resolve;
2. I promise to not be too promising;
3. I swear to not stop swearing;
4. I will focus on feeling unfocused;
5. I agree to be more agreeable;
6. I give my word to try not to have words with people;
7. I maintain that I am high maintenance;
8. I declare that I will make declarations;
9. I will opt to keep my options open;
10. I will have exact change for when madness takes its toll;
11. To lose weight;
12. To quit smoking.