Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me Lyrics



[Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song
I was listening to the Cure a lot.


[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.


But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddamn joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.


I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.


Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.


I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.


[Spoken]
[Kid:] You're going to the mental institution.