A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"


A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"


A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"


A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is sitting in the cell beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun!!"