Saturday, May 26, 2007

Pick-Up Lines HAHAHAHAHA!

--Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!


--I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!


--How was Heaven when you left it?


--I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.


--You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.


--Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.


--"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."


--"You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room."


-- "There must be something wrong with my eyes,
I can't take them off you."


--I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?


--I'm lost. Which way to your house?


--I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile, so could
you please smile for me?


--You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


--You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!


--Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.


--Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.


--Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!


--I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.


--Are you a Pokemon? coz` I choose you.

--I forgot your name, can I call you mine?

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