I think that possibly–maybe, I've fallen for you.

Thank you, complete and total bullshit. We tip our hats.

And now... for the 'Did You Knows':


1.) In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!


2.) Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!


3.) A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!


4.) A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!


5.) The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache on a standard playing card!


6.) There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!


7.) The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!


8.) Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!


9.) Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating!


10.) The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!

we were so young.


we were friends before,
can`t we still be friends?

Am I mental if I think I`m dying?


Got my x-ray results this afternoon. The doctor said they think I`m positive for pneumonia or tuberculosis... so they made me take another x-ray just to be sure..

I have never told a lie, and that makes me a Liar.

it`s not so bad,
you`re only the best he`s never had.


Just because he was the first person you ever fell in love with doesn`t mean he has to be the only man you ever love in your entire life. It just doesn`t work that way. Do you know how many people on this planet would be miserable if it worked that way?